"Katie, I'd like to use one of my lifelines"

“Hello Tina, Lorne here. The viewers tuned out for the remaining 80 minutes, and frankly, I don’t blame them.  A stinker, yeah.  No, we still haven’t figured out what to do with Casey Wilson, and you know, Poehler’s bailing out soon, and Maya Rudolph won’t return my texts.  Bobby who?  Bobby Moynihan?  Oh, the guy we hired. No, haven’t met him yet.  Look, we’re going to need you to come back full time.”

—  “She is becoming a brand unto herself.” What’s Tina Fey worth? (via Goldenfiddle)

Posted by Ted Zee on September 28th 2008 | Home Page | 1 Comment Subscribe to this site's feed

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